close the blinds and leave me alone!

the frog has returned from its hibernation, and is back to greet her adoring fans with a scowly face and a cussing tongue. give me back my sleep, i say, give me back my sleep.

but the wondrous frog had not been slacking in her time of beauty (you know, sleep and beauty.. duh?!) much has been done in her absence. A new well had been secured. both metaphorically, as well as physically. you should know what i mean, if you don't, then shame on you.

so what has this gorgeous being been up to, other then metaphysically conjuring up new wells? hmmm. to cut a long story short, here's a nursery rhyme which you may find familiar:

this little froggy went to the market, this little froggy went to town. this little froggy went to find herself, and then came home looking like hell.

garr. this little froggy needs a lot of bubbly.

this little froggy has been saving lives (that is what the hospital said about blood donation anyway).

and horrors of horrors, this little froggy actually found some meaning in life helping people.


croak for the day: bubbly makes all the pain go away.(little kiddies need to check with their mommies before attempting this procedure)

possible new well?

the frog (that is me) went to check out a new well yesterday. Unlike the well this top frog is in right now (which is getting a tad too slimy for my liking - time to move!)it was ... interesting. it was exciting, it was hectic, it was amazing, and for once, the frog is seriously worried if she would be able to upkeep the place. but of course, this frog ain't gonna admit defeat! when faced with adversity, she will prevail (as always - strong hind legs are good for hopping over obstacles you know).

But of course, this frog is still keeping her eyes out for even better wells. Wish her luck (oh heck it, GIMME your luck!! MUHAHA! )

croak of the day : if you are to hop over the stone, you must calculate the projectile properly

profound entity

Today has been a slow, slow day, and i have had some time to think on life, and more importantly, on how wonderful a creature i am. i know, i know, i am not doing myself any justice by understating just how incredible i really am, but a frog must be humble right?

however, in order that all get to share in the greatness that is me, i have decided that i shall dole out my wisdom to the masses, as often as possible (which is really to say, at my whim and fancy).

so let's start today off with this little ribbit:

"do not blow bubbles in the water if you do not want bubbly water"

and so the frog speaks.

Happy New Year to all! (yes, so what if this is 2 days late? did you expect me to be at home typing away at the computer when the rest of the world is counting down to the new year?... puh-leese. )

If you knew me, you would know that i do not believe in making resolutions. After all, what is the point of them when you know its just gonna make your life miserable? so, be surprised for this year, i have decided to make a concession and finally commit myself to a RESOLUTION, and that is: I'm going to make extra effort to keep in contact with my friends here where i work - gals, you know who u are, so don't you run and hide! after all, i've got one set of powerful hind legs that are not just good for hopping you know... heh

why this resolution?, one may ask (well, i know none of you really care, but hey, its not about what YOU think, cuz this is all about me, and its always been and always will be, about me, me, me and me. there can never be enough mes, if u ask me -- gah! whats with the mes anyway?)

uh-hm. to get back to the subject. i had never felt the need to keep in touch with friends. after all, you meet different people along the way, and how is one frog supposed to keep up with all the multitudes of adoring fans thronging about ones' person from all 26 years of one's life? you just had to let some go. unfortunately, my webbed feet and hands have been filled with holes and i've let them all slip by. but not this time! this frog has realised that she has finally found kindred spirits - be they turtle, monkey, sheep or bunny spirits- that should not be exorcised. so... besides, this frog expects and hopes fervently that she'll be hopping to a new well soon, and re-establishing herself as the top frog can be a tiring business, so having a loyal fan base to fall back on would be a great relief, and a breath of fresh air.

so be glad, all you species of animals, for you now have the gaze of the frog upon you.

so, this is how a blog is like. wonder why it is that i never really thought to do one before... was it my stubbornness that kept my nose sniffing the air in disdain for the plain commonness of the concept of a blog? Am i so unique and special that i simply couldn't bear to be part of this... this... banal voyeurism?

now that i'm older (and hopefully wiser), i realise that i have been unfairly unfair (this horrible use of vocabulary is deliberate) to this humble internet tool known as the blog. instead, i should celebrate it, for it now allows me to broadcast my thoughts to the world! finally, i have the audience that i rightly deserve! my loyal subjects, lend me your ears!!! (cue rotten tomatoes and eggs)

except, other than this proclamation that i finally have an account set up, i am like an empty vessal at the moment. no thoughts, no opinions, just a chest full of self importance and smugness.