Tuesday, January 16, 2007

possible new well?

the frog (that is me) went to check out a new well yesterday. Unlike the well this top frog is in right now (which is getting a tad too slimy for my liking - time to move!)it was ... interesting. it was exciting, it was hectic, it was amazing, and for once, the frog is seriously worried if she would be able to upkeep the place. but of course, this frog ain't gonna admit defeat! when faced with adversity, she will prevail (as always - strong hind legs are good for hopping over obstacles you know).




But of course, this frog is still keeping her eyes out for even better wells. Wish her luck (oh heck it, GIMME your luck!! MUHAHA! )

croak of the day : if you are to hop over the stone, you must calculate the projectile properly

Friday, January 05, 2007

profound entity

Today has been a slow, slow day, and i have had some time to think on life, and more importantly, on how wonderful a creature i am. i know, i know, i am not doing myself any justice by understating just how incredible i really am, but a frog must be humble right?

however, in order that all get to share in the greatness that is me, i have decided that i shall dole out my wisdom to the masses, as often as possible (which is really to say, at my whim and fancy).

so let's start today off with this little ribbit:

"do not blow bubbles in the water if you do not want bubbly water"


and so the frog speaks.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Happy New Year to all! (yes, so what if this is 2 days late? did you expect me to be at home typing away at the computer when the rest of the world is counting down to the new year?... puh-leese. )

If you knew me, you would know that i do not believe in making resolutions. After all, what is the point of them when you know its just gonna make your life miserable? so, be surprised for this year, i have decided to make a concession and finally commit myself to a RESOLUTION, and that is: I'm going to make extra effort to keep in contact with my friends here where i work - gals, you know who u are, so don't you run and hide! after all, i've got one set of powerful hind legs that are not just good for hopping you know... heh

why this resolution?, one may ask (well, i know none of you really care, but hey, its not about what YOU think, cuz this is all about me, and its always been and always will be, about me, me, me and me. there can never be enough mes, if u ask me -- gah! whats with the mes anyway?)

uh-hm. to get back to the subject. i had never felt the need to keep in touch with friends. after all, you meet different people along the way, and how is one frog supposed to keep up with all the multitudes of adoring fans thronging about ones' person from all 26 years of one's life? you just had to let some go. unfortunately, my webbed feet and hands have been filled with holes and i've let them all slip by. but not this time! this frog has realised that she has finally found kindred spirits - be they turtle, monkey, sheep or bunny spirits- that should not be exorcised. so... besides, this frog expects and hopes fervently that she'll be hopping to a new well soon, and re-establishing herself as the top frog can be a tiring business, so having a loyal fan base to fall back on would be a great relief, and a breath of fresh air.

so be glad, all you species of animals, for you now have the gaze of the frog upon you.