Wednesday, April 04, 2007

close the blinds and leave me alone!

the frog has returned from its hibernation, and is back to greet her adoring fans with a scowly face and a cussing tongue. give me back my sleep, i say, give me back my sleep.

but the wondrous frog had not been slacking in her time of beauty (you know, sleep and beauty.. duh?!) much has been done in her absence. A new well had been secured. both metaphorically, as well as physically. you should know what i mean, if you don't, then shame on you.

so what has this gorgeous being been up to, other then metaphysically conjuring up new wells? hmmm. to cut a long story short, here's a nursery rhyme which you may find familiar:

this little froggy went to the market, this little froggy went to town. this little froggy went to find herself, and then came home looking like hell.

garr. this little froggy needs a lot of bubbly.

this little froggy has been saving lives (that is what the hospital said about blood donation anyway).

and horrors of horrors, this little froggy actually found some meaning in life helping people.


croak for the day: bubbly makes all the pain go away.(little kiddies need to check with their mommies before attempting this procedure)